"If you play with your penis you have to put your underwear back on!"

Tara, mother of two

"Please don"t put dental floss in my hair."

"No chocolate finger painting on the bathroom mirror."

Chloe, mother of one

‎"Easter isn't for X more sleeps" - repeated approx 3,274 times so far!

Chloe, mother of one

"Please take the worms out of your pockets." "What about the snails" "Yes.. and the snails."

Laurie, mother of two

Don't comb your hair with a fork at the dinner table.

Chloe, mother of one

Poop does not go on the TV

Christina

Are you sure you want marmalade on toast to go with your poached egg?

Chloe, mother of one

eating your boogers is gross. people won't want to be your friend if you do that, and they'll think you're dirty. i tend to agree with them

Hayley, mother of two

you don't need oven mitts to eat a banana!

Hayley, mother of two

No, we don't brush our teeth with the cat's comb.

No, cats don't like to ride bicycles

Did you lick the blackboard?

No, you can't cut your own toenails!

Chloe, mother of one

Please don't use your head to go down the stairs

April, mother of 5!
(God bless her)

Don't lick the cat!

Chloe, mother of one

(I can't stop giggling about this one)

Vaginas are so awesome, so are baby pigtails

Meghan, mother of two

Don't eat the damn soap child!

Nick, father of one

Take Spiderman out of your crotch please

Jenny, mother of two

Don't put Nutella in your genitals

Jenny, mother of two

Get your bare bum off my table

Jenny, mother of two

Not everyone wants to talk about their genitals in the bathroom

Jenny, mother of two

We don't eat poop because it tastes yucky and gives us bad breath and sick bellies

Jenny, mother of two