No, we don't brush our teeth with the cat's comb.

No, cats don't like to ride bicycles

Did you lick the blackboard?

No, you can't cut your own toenails!

Chloe, mother of one

Please don't use your head to go down the stairs

April, mother of 5!
(God bless her)

Don't lick the cat!

Chloe, mother of one

(I can't stop giggling about this one)

Vaginas are so awesome, so are baby pigtails

Meghan, mother of two

Don't eat the damn soap child!

Nick, father of one

Take Spiderman out of your crotch please

Jenny, mother of two

Don't put Nutella in your genitals

Jenny, mother of two

Get your bare bum off my table

Jenny, mother of two

Not everyone wants to talk about their genitals in the bathroom

Jenny, mother of two

We don't eat poop because it tastes yucky and gives us bad breath and sick bellies

Jenny, mother of two

No you cannot pee standing up, you don't have a penis

Jenny, mother of two

What is that stuff in your belly button?

Jenny, mother of two

Did you pee on Diego?

Jenny, mother of two

Don't bring your poo in the kitchen, it's not a delicacy

Nick, father of one
(our first dad!!!)

Oh, just hurry up and poop and then we can all go to bed.

Sharon, mother of two

Please stop eating the coffee table

Jocelyn, mother of three

No! Crackers don't go in your gina!

Karen, mother of three

I personally love she also uses the term "gina" :D

Please don't mix your boogers in with the play-doh.

Hayley, mother of two

You don't like having a wet bum? Then stop sitting in the cat's water dish!

Laurie, mother of two

Can everyone just stop talking for one minute, mommy needs to hear herself think?!

Laura, mother of four

Everything smells like sh*t now

Laura, mother of four

I feel like my boobs were sucked all day

Laura, mother of four

Kids are in bed, honey. Let's forget about ringing in the New Year and go to bed too

Laura, mother of four

We flush your poo poos down the toilet. Bye bye poo poos

Laura, mother of four

Ew. This van is disgusting. It's full of fries

Laura, mother of four

That is called a urinal. Get your hands and mouth OFF it.

Laura, mother of four

woohoo! time for a poop party!

Aislinn, mother of two

Ow, your toe nail clipping just flew into my eye!

Hayley, mother of two

Why is the cheese grater in the bath tub?

Kelly, mother of three

NO! you can't scrub the floor with daddy's toothbrush!

Christine, mother of two