No, you can't take your skin off to see your heart!

Amanda, mother of two

No honey, you can't eat any kleenex right now

Come on, we gotta go upstairs and change your bum, you pooped. (protests of "not yet mummy") all right, finish up then.

Be patient honey, Mommy is making you dinner. With her boobs!

Annie, mother of one

WHY must you bite down on my boob every time you have to poop!

Sharon, mother of two

It's lunchtime. It's not time to play with your toys, or your penis, or anything else you mind find amusing right now. Please eat your sandwich.

Jen, mother of two

Are you eating the pizza from the trash can?? Hmmm, interesting choice

Melissa, aunt of two
(plus my two) ♥

Do not put furry balls in your sister's mouth!

Heather, mother of two

Can you please stop talking about bum holes, I've had enough bum hole talk to last me a life time.

(an exhausted) Marcia, mother of two

Please tell me you didn't taste your poop...

You're getting so fat I can hardly do up your pants anymore!

Jocelyn, mother of three

Let's fix that bum of yours

Jocelyn, mother of three

It's fun getting into new nipples. Feel this one!

Brandy, mother of one

Get that leash off of your sister!

Sara, mother of two

Get your finger out of your brother's bum!!

Jen, mother of twin boys

Come here. i need to pick your boogers

Hayley, mother of two

That's mummy's bra strap. It's so my boobs don't jiggle around

Hey! Be gentle to your penis!

take that toy out of your diaper, please

Amanda, mother of two

Is the poop coming??!

Hey! How's the penis?

Oh, you have yogurt in your belly button!